How do I love thee...let me count the ways......
You pucker your lips as if they beckon "Come Hither, my sweet"
You wear your bandanna( in several colors/patterns) to keep up with the fashion trends.
Stuck in the eighties? Heck no.... You have evolved the rock that you got to perfection.
Bret, get well soon. I can't imagine one less reality show with you not in it. I think your next show should be " Stroken' it with Bret Micheal's" Hey, I've been there so I can joke(Long story, great ending, catch it on DVD). 
Anyhoo, Brettypoo, hope you get to feeling better. Ya know, since you read my blog and all.
So new blog, happy? I am sure my BFF Big A is so thrilled. She will check my blog everyday. Her blog better be scared. My blog will make her blog eat bologna.
Today I am awaiting the arrival of my brand new fluffy pottery barn towels. Said towels are to change my life more than the birth of my children? Not so, but i am told, close enough. I will have a full review soon. I wonder when my award will arrive for the" I am cool, I have pottery barn towels" club. I am certain that the awesome towels will make me prettier and skinny. Yippie!
There ya go. First post. Go to Mass. Peace out.
