Thursday, July 1, 2010

One time special offer?

Better than reality TV---- Home shopping TV. Ah yes ladies. I have not raised a credited card yet to buy the airbrush makeup that hides wrinkles.Nor have I thought to call in to talk to Liza Minnelli about her shiny satin side tie evening shirt. Alas, I loved watching Paula Abdul pawn her jewelry, when obviously she was so crazy drugged and looked like a disco ball wearing it.( See video, I am still laughing)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbXRVLrI9Dc

These celebrities who sell their stuff on QVC are so hop on a desk hilarious. This stuff is live. No editing. You see them at their "best"? So entertaining. I did want to buy the home Pilate's system. Where Mari swore you could just lay down and bounce your way to being skinny. Sorry girlfriend....my hubby tried to pull that one on me a long time ago. Not falling for it again. I am certain that I am destined to be a wrinkly old woman, credit card in hand, buying all of the above in the near future. I already know what my getup will look like.... Tons of purple eyeshadow, lots of bangle sparkly bracelets, wearing one of Drew Barrymore's side tie evening shirts. I will sure look hot when I go to mass!

My prediction of future QVC celebsellers--- Mos def- Drew Barrymore (she had me at lash blast), Oprah will create her OWN TV shopping, Beyonce', Lady Gaga all are pretty obvious. But take a snap at the products these people might be schlepping on TV in 30 years or so-- Kate Hudson ( a little black book for the cougar in us, bedazzled) Adam Lambert will sell natural make-up, Sean Combs new improved inverted chairs, my man Bret Bret cozy rocker slippers ( sign me up for 2 pair please, one in bandanna red), and of course Ryan Secreast will sell everything under the moon.When will he ever be OUT? Also, deserving mention, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Anne Hathaway.
So my dirty little secret is out, I am entertained yet again by shopping. Just can't get enough online, in the stores, it has now invaded my home. So go on Suzanne Sommers. I got your back.

Who would you watch or buy from? Who do you think we will see as little old ladies or chaps peddling on home shopping?

Off to Adoration in a beat. Peace out.