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" Just Me, you are a mom of 3, wife, full time worker, and now a stellar blogger. How do you do it?"
Well, reader (who I don't know who sounds awfully like i posed the question to myself) I attribute everything to THE MOST RAD POTTERY BARN TOWELS IN THE WA WA WORLD! So I did receive my pottery barn towels yesterday. I haven't had a chance to wash them or even use them...ARE YOU KIDDING. I have a husband. Which means I wasn't able to sneak them into the house, wash, and miraculously the towels would appear in the linen closet. The shock is much less to him when bought items just "appear." Any bags, or rustling of bags just sends him into a tizzy."How much did you spend?" with a disapproving look generally follows. I can just hear my buddy Bret Michaels making a faint "aaa -oooo" ( get well soon Brett-schkin... like munchkin with Brett in it, ) But the towels did make a great first impression.
Fake tans and fake lashes. Ok, maybe it sounds better as FAUX tans and FAUX lashes. I am all about it fo shizzle. In your twenties, yes, in my past, its ok to fake bake. Wrinkles who cares. WAKE UP. At thirty, we are the prime target for..ouch...sit down.. WRINKLE CREAMS. still hurts. waiting for it to go away. pain.pain.Grimicing causes more wrinkles. AHHH! With the impending fear of aging and dying of skin cancer, i have opted to spread chemicals over my body for that sun kissed glow.
The first product, Jergens glowsomething, worked great. Careful not to get it on ankles, elbows, hands... It looks really dirty. Like you need Bret to rub you down with some PB towels. Thinking that there was a better option I tried, the Neutrogena spray. Not so good. I look like I have a Micheal Jackson skin disorder. I have white and brown streaks everywhere. Longs sleeves all week. So back to Jergens it is.
La LA Ladies. You are simply missing out if you do not use faux lashes. Yumm. My nose has never looked hotter in between these lovely locks of lashes. I don't use strip lashes. I put in the individual lashes. So easy, SO cheap, so swank.They last for about 2 weeks. The strips I bet are easier but they are applied daily. Please try it. Drew Barrymore does, as stated in her lash blast mascara ad. You can be cool like me and Drew. Let me know how it works and if you want more tips.
Time to end for today. Stay tuned for Tune-it down, Tiger you are Thirty Thursday. Word to your mutha.
